Forlorn

-Alexander the Great

When I die, I will donate my body for a university or a hospital. You know, for research purposes.

But I still want a funeral.

But instead of my body, the coffin should be filled with glitter. And that's how I will live forever.

"What if"

Some people say, the saddest phrase in this life is "what if".

What if we didn't take that chance?

What if we did take that chance but it turns out bad?

What if we loved, but lost?
What if we never loved?

From: We_Are_Ragnar

We'll never know. Nobody can know.

Hephaistion said: Greatness comes to those who take and never regret.

To be great, or simply to have what we want, we must be willing to lose something.

But Alexander replied: All greatness comes from loss.

In this life, it's all a mere balance of getting and letting go.

So take that chance. 

Lose that love.      Love that lost.

It's ok to lose something.

It's ok to regret something.

But don't hold on to it.

"Don't waste your time looking back.

You're not going that way."

"Life is just death in slow motion."

- Lewis Black, Comedy Central UK

Singapore oh Singapore

Singapore is known for many things, but friendly is not one of them.

Me: Can I have 2 siew mai^ and teh si gao siew dai*?
Lady: Having here or take away?
Me: Having here
Me: *thinking I can't finish the tea* Actually, can you make the tea take away
Lady: SO YOU WANT TEA OR TEH SI**?!
Me: Teh si, but I mean make it take away
Lady: BUT YOU ORDER (sic) TEH SI GAO SIEW DAI
Me: *also raised my voice* YES TEH SI GAO SIEW DAI BUT MAKE IT TAKE AWAY
Lady: Ya lah, take away
Me: ???

^ A type of traditional Chinese dumpling

* Thick coffee with evaporated milk, less sugar

** Coffee with condensed milk

How to order coffee in Singapore.
To order tea, change the word "kopi" to "teh".