Reality vs expectation

What I say:
"Hi team, please remember to send in your weekly report. Here is the link. Don't hesitate to email me if you have any question."

What I really want to say:
"Please do your freaking work and remember the freaking deadline and not make your team leaders remind you every freaking week. This is not a freaking high school where your teacher has to remind you to do your freaking homework. Your teacher is being paid to do that, now you're being paid to do your works you little shitheads."

Alexander

Heartless

"You laugh at me because I'm different, 

I laugh at you because you're all the same." 

- Jonathan Davis

Toupe

This is my favorite cat. If Sheldon has his chair, I have this cat. "In an ever-changing world it is a single point of consistency."
She's not mine, though she's a free cat. Or free-range cat, the way the hispters call it.

We call her Toupe (or Toupée, if you're feeling fancy) because the marking on her head looks like a wig with middle parting.

Look how fat she is. No, she's not pregnant. 

We thought she was pregnant, but she's been like that for the past 2 years. 

Life must've been good for her.

Andrei Chikatilo

Varys

"The storms come and go, the waves crash overhead, the big fish eat the little fish,
and I keep on paddling."

- Varys, A Clash of Kings

Just Vary's less cute, more epic way of saying 'keep on swimming'.

Gone and forgotten

I'm taking a moment of silence for the fallen blogs:

• Snapshot
• Never know
• The Cody Zone
• what are you eating? I don't know!
• it's MY life
• My Heart Your Home
• Read If You Dare
• Chantelle Fiddy's World of Whatever

Nice vs kind

Every once in a while, come along people who inspire you.

Some of them inspire you to be great because they're great. Some people inspire you to be a poet because they're the lowest scum on this earth.

And lately, I'm surrounded by the 2nd type of people. More precisely, the self-proclaimed "nice people".

I can't get over people who self-proclaim they're nice. I have so many bad news for them:

1. Perhaps you're too dumb to realise that YOU're the one who's been irritating the people around you. Irritating people with your stupidity and self-entitlement.
2. Your grammar and spelling are so bad, you're irritating ME.
3. I don't think you really understand what 'nice' means: 

Please don't be proud of being nice.
'Nice' is not a character, 'nice' is a mask you put on to make other people like you.
A lot of nice people are just fake-ass trying to please everyone around them. So don't be proud if people say you're nice. And be ashamed to call yourself nice.

If you want to be better, please be KIND. Being kind is something inherent (if you're too dumb to understand the word, please Google it. If you don't know how to Google it, please go jump into the sea), something that you are, with or without other people looking.

And even then, even when you've managed to be a kind person, please don't go around telling people what a kind person you are.

Because that's just looking for attention. 

Don't be a narcissist.

"Stop trying to save the world, INFJ,
the world doesn't want to be saved."

-a veteran INFJ.

"Those who don't ask questions, stay dumb."

From original quote "who'd not make question, stay dumb" by a random German dude.