This is my favorite cat. If
Sheldon has his chair, I have this cat. "In an ever-changing world it is a single point of consistency."
She's not mine, though she's a free cat. Or free-range cat, the way the hispters call it.
We call her Toupe (or Toupée, if you're feeling fancy) because the marking on her head looks like a wig with middle parting.
Look how fat she is. No, she's not pregnant.
We thought she was pregnant, but she's been like that for the past 2 years.
Life must've been good for her.